god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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