just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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