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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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