I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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