North Korea, Best Korea!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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