YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i out mim tonsoeep
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