I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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