I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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