my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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