he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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