we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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