do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.