i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.