There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?