mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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