she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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