y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
two words...techno handjob
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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