so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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