Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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