we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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