I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
smell my finger.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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