he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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