lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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