that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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