All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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