Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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