would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You did what with his pubic hair?
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