Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
