it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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