Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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