My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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