1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
