Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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