ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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