Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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