there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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