ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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