i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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