The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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