i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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