Can Purell be used as lube?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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