last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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