we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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