I bet he comes in French.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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