dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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