Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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