what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
