There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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