are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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