Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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