I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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