And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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