Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
