Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I look better un-naked...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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