There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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