I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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