So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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