Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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