It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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