The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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