Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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