We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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